Playful Designer Pillows

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

"If I'm going to have a baby brother, can I help design him?"

"I'm building a castle."

"And when he dies, I can make him into earrings!"

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"It's a mobile."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Mice Cream

The Sculptor

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Snow Bridge.

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

Modern Parents

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

Toy White House built incorrectly.

'I see the TV has broken down again .'

Jumble Sale

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

Closet.

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

Beard, socks and sandals.

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

'Creative right?'