Playful Designer Pillows

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

"If I'm going to have a baby brother, can I help design him?"

"I'm building a castle."

"And when he dies, I can make him into earrings!"

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"It's a mobile."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

The Sculptor

Mice Cream

Modern Parents

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Snow Bridge.

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

Jumble Sale

'I see the TV has broken down again .'

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

Closet.

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

Beard, socks and sandals.

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"