Playful Decor Enthusiast Pillows

"Edward? Can I play with your stuff?"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Cake Free Zone

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

Bathroom Fairy

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Rogue elephant

Posh Easter Egg

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Mice Cream

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Modern Parents

King Madras

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

Snow globe

Jumble Sale

Carnations.

"We need to talk."

Missing sock

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"How?"