Playful Decor Enthusiast Prints

"Edward? Can I play with your stuff?"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Cake Free Zone

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Bathroom Fairy

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Posh Easter Egg

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

Rogue elephant

Litter Tray Stonehenge

Mice Cream

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

Modern Parents

King Madras

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

Snow globe

"We need to talk."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Jumble Sale

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

Missing sock

Carnations.

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'