Playful Fashion Designers Pillows

Fat Kid 9- Mummy and Daddy are insane

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"It's a mobile."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

'I see the TV has broken down again .'

'ok, who threw that?'

Watch Your Step

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'

Artist, painting graphs.

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

'Creative right?'

"If I'm going to have a baby brother, can I help design him?"

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"I know I'm too young to drive. How about getting me a driverless car?"

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

Child builds themselves a sled.

"Congratulations. I just need your initials here."

"Axle! - Will you STOP messing about??"

'It's you.'

"Great news. I'm expecting a doll."

Graffiti in a Gallery