Playful Fashion Designers Pillows

Fat Kid 9- Mummy and Daddy are insane

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"It's a mobile."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"So how long have you been working the business?"

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'I see the TV has broken down again .'

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

'ok, who threw that?'

Watch Your Step

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

Artist, painting graphs.

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"If I'm going to have a baby brother, can I help design him?"

'Creative right?'

"I know I'm too young to drive. How about getting me a driverless car?"

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

Child builds themselves a sled.

'It's you.'

"Congratulations. I just need your initials here."

"Axle! - Will you STOP messing about??"

'Hi, yourself.'

Graffiti in a Gallery