Traditional Meets Playful Pillows

A man wearing a fez

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Champagne at the hunt

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

'I'm not going to bore you with a long sermon to-day - here's one I recorded earlier...'

"If I'm going to have a baby brother, can I help design him?"

"Congratulations, you've passed."

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

'My parents are trying to wean me off instant gratification.'

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

"Oh, we're just here for the party."

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

artwork and production

'What do you suppose 'Merry Christmas' means?'

Busker with a Card Machine

Weight of the law will be in metric.

"I'm not too sure about the new vicar's style!"