Vintage Meets Modern T-Shirts

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

Mid-century Father

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

'It's a selfie.'

Hip Operation

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

"Reproduction furniture."

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

Edwardians.

"Here's looking at me, kid."

Underwear boy at 80

Handlebar Moustache Man

Santa '50s' Claus.

"And our charging station, also a period piece. . ."

"Look how styles change. I've been asked to pose for Vogue."

'Ooh! But neck piercings are soooo last season.'

Georges Feydeau.

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

American Gothic lol

An old man and young man who are mirror images of each other pass on a street

"I want to study you a moment as you are."

The Grim reaper during the 1970's