Prehistoric Lover Pillows

"I'm getting sick and tired of Moog's get rick quick schemes."

Yesterday, I caught one this big!

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

"What's a patent?"

'How's that, Umpire?'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Don't look now, but we're in deep yabba-dabba-doo-doo.'

'I was putting it through a series of rigorous road tests, and a dinosaur stepped on it.'

"This isn't working."

"WOW! He's a dinosaurs dinosaur."

"The problem is, you never know if they're ripe until you bite into one."

Fishermen abducted by Pterodactyl

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

The discovery of asparagus.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Those Were The Days

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"The invention of taxidermy."

The First Kite

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"