Modern Mixed With Traditional Mugs

Elderly man with a selfie stick

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Herb's from Texas."

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

Champagne at the hunt

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

Hip hop Santa.

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'It's a selfie.'

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

'...in sickness and in health, with full coverage or without...'

Stainglass Windows '33

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

'I'm not going to bore you with a long sermon to-day - here's one I recorded earlier...'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'LOL!'

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

Mobile.

"Congratulations, you've passed."

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes