Modern Vs Traditional Mugs

'Have you ever thought of having yourself digitally restored?'

"Herb's from Texas."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

Hip hop Santa.

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

'Place your hand on the e-bible and text me a repeat text of my text...'

Gluten-free Santa

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

'...in sickness and in health, with full coverage or without...'

'LOL!'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Elephant Upgrade

Mobile.

"If you need it to start a fire. I have a lithium ion battery."

Nativity pizzas

"A birthday gift card? Really?"

'-and don't forget your mobiles tomorrow - we shall be texting Santa!'

'Glad you're still around. I thought you'd be an app by now.'

Cowboys playing guitar video games.

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

''Goodwill to all men'...I've got an app for that.'

'I'm sorry, is this going to be a long ancient legend? Because I'm doubled parked.'

Updating the Wedding Car

"You e-mailed me my Lord"

'John and I have agreed on 'Mary Kate Elizabeth,' but we're still working on a screen name.'

'Where is the 'skip intro' button?'

Corporate Running of the 'Bull'.

"The correct response is, 'I do'...not 'Whatever!'"