Modern Vs Traditional Mugs

'Have you ever thought of having yourself digitally restored?'

"Herb's from Texas."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

Hip hop Santa.

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

Gluten-free Santa

'...in sickness and in health, with full coverage or without...'

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

'LOL!'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Elephant Upgrade

Mobile.

"If you need it to start a fire. I have a lithium ion battery."

Nativity pizzas

"A birthday gift card? Really?"

Cowboys playing guitar video games.

'-and don't forget your mobiles tomorrow - we shall be texting Santa!'

'Glad you're still around. I thought you'd be an app by now.'

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

''Goodwill to all men'...I've got an app for that.'

'I'm sorry, is this going to be a long ancient legend? Because I'm doubled parked.'

"You e-mailed me my Lord"

Updating the Wedding Car

Corporate Running of the 'Bull'.

'Where is the 'skip intro' button?'

'John and I have agreed on 'Mary Kate Elizabeth,' but we're still working on a screen name.'

"The correct response is, 'I do'...not 'Whatever!'"

Computer screen says 'Have you been naughty/nice?' Santa says to elf: 'The kids send very few letters since you set up that website.'