Traditional Meets Modern Mugs

North Pole. The red nose had nothing to do with guiding us --- Rudolph has a GPS device!

'I love it, grandma! Thank you for the thong quilt!'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Ruddy bloggers!

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

Champagne at the hunt

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

'It's a selfie.'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

The Archbishops says to stop adding emoticons.

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

'I'm not going to bore you with a long sermon to-day - here's one I recorded earlier...'

"Congratulations, you've passed."

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

"If I'm to create objects and graphics in the text...I'll need Windows."

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

"Oh, we're just here for the party."

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

artwork and production

American Gothic lol

Weight of the law will be in metric.