Modern Traditions Mugs

Updating the Wedding Car

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Pearly King and Queen

"I love these old decorations!"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Out of kilter.

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

'Och lye the news'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

All-Candy Seder.

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

Christmas on Other Planets.

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

Baptism Then and Now

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Midwest Winter Items.

"It was her mothers"

Folk Wedding

"Herb's from Texas."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'