Modern Traditions Gifts

Updating the Wedding Car

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Pearly King and Queen

"I love these old decorations!"

Out of kilter.

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

All-Candy Seder.

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

Folk Wedding

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

Midwest Winter Items.

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Baptism Then and Now

"It was her mothers"

"Herb's from Texas."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'