Ancient Meets Modern Pillows

Minotaur Exits Maze As Doorman Calls Cab

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Jason and the Aga notes,

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

'Does it come on Disc?'

'It's a selfie.'

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

"If I'm to create objects and graphics in the text...I'll need Windows."

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

"If you need it to start a fire. I have a lithium ion battery."

American Gothic lol

Noah directs animals aboard the ark featuring first class and tourist sections.

"Hear ye! Hear ye! You have [5] notifications ..."

Queen Victoria discovers the internet

'I'm beginning to question the hospital's doctor exchange policy.'

Moses charges his tablet.

'When did YOU get your own website?'

Faxissimus

'I love it, grandma! Thank you for the thong quilt!'

Elderly man with a selfie stick

North Pole. The red nose had nothing to do with guiding us --- Rudolph has a GPS device!

Medusa takes a selfie

'When does the screen saver come on?'

A woman hitchhikes to the post office.

3-D Virtual Reality Fox Hunting

"The Legal Department is suggesting we call them 'The Ten Recommendations'."

Noah's Ark Security.

"I find it so difficult to think of myself as a hunter gatherer."

Do Not Enter Without Masks