Traditionalist In A Modern World Pillows

'It's true that the order has relaxed the dress code somewhat, Sister Catherine, but spandex is still a no-no.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Man Reading Laptop.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Ruddy bloggers!

"I love these old decorations!"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Search for Rare Bitcoin

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Time for Tea!

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Baptism Then and Now

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"Herb's from Texas."

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Champagne at the hunt

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

Matador Artificial Insemination.