Formal Fashionistas Gifts

The symmetricals.

Butterfly Collectors Annual Ball.

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Casual Thursday

'Oh, just walking around hoping to be taken seriously.'

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

Catsuit

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

"Dressing like that for an online job hunt won't give you any more luck."

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

Welsh Lady

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

Penguin trying on a suit.

'Honey! I got promoted to long sleeves!'

"Lose the man bun and shave your head."

"Yes, confidence is something we look for in our employees,Mr. Wilson, but dress sense is important too."

'Is plaid holding me back?'

'They don't allow ponytails.'

Need a pair of pants.

'Buying work clothes is expensive enough, but now I'm also spending a fortune on Casual Friday outfits.'

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

"MBA or not, get a haircut and cover up the tattoos."

'I have a meeting with the boss in ten minutes. May I borrow your barrette?'

'Hey Wilson, I just realised that we both wore the exact same shirt today.'

'I'm well aware today is dress down Friday - this is my weekend tie.'

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?