Formal Fashionistas Gifts

The symmetricals.

Butterfly Collectors Annual Ball.

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Casual Thursday

'Oh, just walking around hoping to be taken seriously.'

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

Catsuit

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"Dressing like that for an online job hunt won't give you any more luck."

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

Welsh Lady

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

Penguin trying on a suit.

'Honey! I got promoted to long sleeves!'

'They don't allow ponytails.'

'Is plaid holding me back?'

"Lose the man bun and shave your head."

"Yes, confidence is something we look for in our employees,Mr. Wilson, but dress sense is important too."

Need a pair of pants.

'Buying work clothes is expensive enough, but now I'm also spending a fortune on Casual Friday outfits.'

'I'm well aware today is dress down Friday - this is my weekend tie.'

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?

'Hey Wilson, I just realised that we both wore the exact same shirt today.'

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

'I have a meeting with the boss in ten minutes. May I borrow your barrette?'

"MBA or not, get a haircut and cover up the tattoos."