Formal Attire Lover Gifts

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Hooray for Bollywood!

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

Catsuit

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

Management Styles - Inspirational

Empty Dress

"My year of dressing dangerously."

Tuxedo company.

Dressing Rooms.

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

Penguin trying on a suit.

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

A penguin conductor

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

Gents

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?

Formal Wednesday: 'Where's your tiara?'

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

Native Americans flirting.

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'