Formal Fashion Enthusiasts Gifts

"THis one is certainly not well-suited to its environment."

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

Joined at the hipster.

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

The Mummy's Purse...

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

'Oh, just walking around hoping to be taken seriously.'

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

Catsuit

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"Let's see a robot do that."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

"Dressing like that for an online job hunt won't give you any more luck."

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

Management Styles - Inspirational

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

Dressing Rooms.

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"