Formal Fashion Enthusiast Gifts

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

The Opera.

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

"What? Tux wasn't ready."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Leadership suits you

Cat Tie

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Men's business romper.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Joined at the hipster.

Keeping warm.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

wattle covers

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Changing Room Decisions

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'Hey, man, cool shirt.'