Formal Wear Lover Gifts

Gents

All dressed up and nowhere to go.

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

Catsuit

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

Management Styles - Inspirational

Dressing Rooms.

"My year of dressing dangerously."

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

Tuxedo company.

Empty Dress

Penguin trying on a suit.

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

A penguin conductor

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?

Formal Wednesday: 'Where's your tiara?'

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

Native Americans flirting.

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.