Formal Wear Lover Gifts

Gents

All dressed up and nowhere to go.

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

Catsuit

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"Let's see a robot do that."

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"I forgot how to tie mine, too."

Management Styles - Inspirational

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

Dressing Rooms.

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

"My year of dressing dangerously."

Tuxedo company.

Empty Dress

Penguin trying on a suit.

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

A penguin conductor

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

Formal Wednesday: 'Where's your tiara?'

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

"What? Tux wasn't ready."

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'