Fashionista Of The Bygone Eras Gifts

"Yes, it's a golden age-or would be, if we weren't all swarming with lice."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Blue Dress and Feather

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Three Ladies

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

Besties Photo

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

"Stop me before I invent plaid!"

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

'Too dressy?'

The African Plains during the 70's.

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

Pizza and Karaoke

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Wild and crazy salmon