Fashionista Of The Bygone Eras Gifts

"Yes, it's a golden age-or would be, if we weren't all swarming with lice."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Blue Dress and Feather

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Three Ladies

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

What bothers me is that my birthday suit now counts as vintage clothing.

Besties Photo

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

"Stop me before I invent plaid!"

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

'Too dressy?'

The African Plains during the 70's.

Geri Halliwell.

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

Amy Winehouse

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Pizza and Karaoke

My client vigorously denies your charges. He says he has great respect for what makes you special. He knows that you like Amy Winehouse, watching The Office, secondhand clothes. You're reading off my Facebook page. He knows you're on Facebook. You're both off my friends list.

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."