Fashionista In Retro Gifts

"Whenever someone scoffs at dreaming the impossible dream, I tell them to think of Bloomingdale's –the way it was long, long ago, and the way it is now."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Blue Dress and Feather

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

What bothers me is that my birthday suit now counts as vintage clothing.

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

Pizza and Karaoke

Marilyn Ghost

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

The African Plains during the 70's.

My client vigorously denies your charges. He says he has great respect for what makes you special. He knows that you like Amy Winehouse, watching The Office, secondhand clothes. You're reading off my Facebook page. He knows you're on Facebook. You're both off my friends list.

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Amy Winehouse

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

Marilyn Monroe

1870: The accidental invention of 'the selfie'.

Wild and crazy salmon

Will Curl Lip For Food

'Do these pants come with bigger belt loops?'

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century