Fashionista With A Love For Retro Looks Gifts

"My, grandma, what big hair and shoulder pads you had!"

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Blue Dress and Feather

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

What bothers me is that my birthday suit now counts as vintage clothing.

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Austin Powers

The African Plains during the 70's.

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

My client vigorously denies your charges. He says he has great respect for what makes you special. He knows that you like Amy Winehouse, watching The Office, secondhand clothes. You're reading off my Facebook page. He knows you're on Facebook. You're both off my friends list.

Pizza and Karaoke

Robin Hood Flies.

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Marilyn Ghost

Amy Winehouse

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

Marilyn Monroe

Will Curl Lip For Food