Retro Fashionista Gifts

Elton John

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

Eighties Throwback.

Wild and crazy salmon

"It turns out you're not A, B or AB but the much rarer ABBA blood group."

A sign out front of the center for disease control reads:' Boogie fever is back!!'

Teddy boy's picnic

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

'In my day, son, men didn't have rings through their noses until after they were married.'

'Poodles of the 1970's.'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'What is so hurt inside of you, that you would want to be ironic about Tom Selleck?'

Rogue Elephant.

Elvis Presley

"Look, Baldo! It's the new Santa album."

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

Louise Brooks caricature

Pizza and Karaoke

80's Teen

Vintage Clothes: Small/Medium/Downsized

'When they go around dressed like that, they're just looking for trouble!'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

"I thought tonight we're gonna party like it's 1969."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"That's not a dressing room...it's a time machine!"

"The only joints we roll these days are our ankles."

"This foxy mama is ready to boogy oogy oogy!"

'Do these pants come with bigger belt loops?'

Gov. Jerry Brown returns in Saturday Night Feebler.

Audrey Hepburn

Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been readng written?

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

'Madam Sylini, while retro, knows all.'

Astronauts wearing large helmets catering for Afro hair styles