Retro Academic Fashionista Gifts

'Ms. Worden, please go to the library stacks and bring me a few education journals from the 70s. It seems everything old is new again.'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

The Style of Elements

Blue Dress and Feather

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Three Ladies

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Tuck Shop

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

What bothers me is that my birthday suit now counts as vintage clothing.

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

Pizza and Karaoke

Marilyn Ghost

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

My client vigorously denies your charges. He says he has great respect for what makes you special. He knows that you like Amy Winehouse, watching The Office, secondhand clothes. You're reading off my Facebook page. He knows you're on Facebook. You're both off my friends list.

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

Amy Winehouse

The African Plains during the 70's.

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

1870: The accidental invention of 'the selfie'.

Wild and crazy salmon

Will Curl Lip For Food

'Do these pants come with bigger belt loops?'

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

The Toilet of Helen - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'