Fashionistas Of Retro Styles Gifts

Time Travel Agency: Book a trip to the 80's and get a free pair of parachute pants!

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Blue Dress and Feather

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

"You've got night fever."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

What bothers me is that my birthday suit now counts as vintage clothing.

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

My client vigorously denies your charges. He says he has great respect for what makes you special. He knows that you like Amy Winehouse, watching The Office, secondhand clothes. You're reading off my Facebook page. He knows you're on Facebook. You're both off my friends list.

Pizza and Karaoke

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Marilyn Ghost

Amy Winehouse

The African Plains during the 70's.

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

Marilyn Monroe

1870: The accidental invention of 'the selfie'.

Will Curl Lip For Food