Pre-loved Fashionista Gifts

'I'm looking for some pre-owned pants. Long as they fit, I don't much care whose they were.'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Blue Dress and Feather

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"Nice haircut."

Three Ladies

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

What bothers me is that my birthday suit now counts as vintage clothing.

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

My client vigorously denies your charges. He says he has great respect for what makes you special. He knows that you like Amy Winehouse, watching The Office, secondhand clothes. You're reading off my Facebook page. He knows you're on Facebook. You're both off my friends list.

Geri Halliwell.

Pizza and Karaoke

Amy Winehouse

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

Wild and crazy salmon

Will Curl Lip For Food

Snake Dress-Up

1870: The accidental invention of 'the selfie'.

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Dancing on the beach

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

The Toilet of Helen - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

Love and champaign