Royal Binge-watcher Pillows

Cord cutter

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

British Prime Minister

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

Next camera crew 5 mins

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

A king and his paperwork.

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"A kingdom? A whole kingdom? All I want is a horse."

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'A candle for it? Not blummin' likely - I'm a republican!'

'Y' know Derek, I really think you need to push yourself outside your comfort zone.'

Working from Home.

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