Royal Binge-watcher Pillows

Cord cutter

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

British Prime Minister

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

A king and his paperwork.

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Next camera crew 5 mins

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

"A kingdom? A whole kingdom? All I want is a horse."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Graffiti on guard's horse

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'A candle for it? Not blummin' likely - I'm a republican!'

'Y' know Derek, I really think you need to push yourself outside your comfort zone.'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

Working from Home.