Secret Binge-watcher Pillows

'Me? I'm waiting for my parents to leave so I can watch something I'm supposed to watch with parental supervision.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

Next camera crew 5 mins

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

'Y' know Derek, I really think you need to push yourself outside your comfort zone.'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

Working from Home.

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

3D

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

'Universal remote, my eye!'

'Well I'm telling you we could have a perfectly fine holiday without it!'

"They don't call them reruns anymore...they call them deja-views."

'Wh...What's that behind the...EEEIII!!