Secret Binge-watcher Gifts

'Me? I'm waiting for my parents to leave so I can watch something I'm supposed to watch with parental supervision.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Next camera crew 5 mins

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Y' know Derek, I really think you need to push yourself outside your comfort zone.'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

Working from Home.

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

3D

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

"When catch-up TV finally catches up"

'Wh...What's that behind the...EEEIII!!

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES

'Thank goodness for these commercials on the nightly news or we'd never be aware that we need all these prescription medications.'