Video Binge-watcher Gifts

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Jeff's performance review worries dissolved when he stumbled upon the YouTube video of his supervisor at Mardi Gras a few years ago.

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Horror movies

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

Next camera crew 5 mins

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

A couple decides what to watch.

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'Y' know Derek, I really think you need to push yourself outside your comfort zone.'

Working from Home.

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

3D

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

'Thank goodness for these commercials on the nightly news or we'd never be aware that we need all these prescription medications.'