Tech-savvy Royal Watcher Pillows

Modern Jester

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

Cord cutter

'There's nothing on.'

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

British Prime Minister

A king and his paperwork.

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

Graffiti on guard's horse

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'A candle for it? Not blummin' likely - I'm a republican!'

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

Childhood Screen Addict

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

Medieval King

'Well, SOMEBODY leaked the frog incident to the press!'

'Son, isn't it about time you went out and conquered a country of your own?'

Royal Variety

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

Royal wedding cake, complete with paparazzi figures

"This is Sally Whitgart on TV -- We now switch you to Bart Fribledale on the Internet...."

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'

'If you ask me, all his tough talk on national issues is seriously undermined by the fuzzy pajamas.'

Anarchy/Monarchy.

Royal watches 'Prisoner cell block HRH' on T.V.

Royal Pic Photoshop