Tech-savvy Monarchs Pillows

'I need a new motto, with 140 characters.'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Cord cutter

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

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Soccer kids texting

Baby Potty Training Robot

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

Zoom Wedding

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"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

'We have to get them out more.'

"No, Billy! That's 'Amen'... not 'Logout'!"

'My grades don't look good right now, but I can fix that in Photoshop.'

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"

Baby's first text.

'Thanks, Grandma! How do I password protect it?'

'Do you, Optimus_!@aol.com. take thee, Sexy69@aol.co...'

"I have to admit, that's the first time I'd ever heard the term 'tech support' incorporated into wedding vows."

"Usually you know they're growing up when they get their first teeth. Nowadays it's when they start downloading their first apps."

'-and don't forget your mobiles tomorrow - we shall be texting Santa!'

Modern Jester

Couple in front of computer. Screen reads 'Internet shopping with husband'. Husband is huffing, puffing and sighing.

"I just checked Santa's portal. As of this date, we're still on the good boys and girls list."

'It works better than the pacifier.'