Tech-savvy Monarchs Pillows

'I need a new motto, with 140 characters.'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Cord cutter

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

Soccer kids texting

Today's love

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

Zoom Wedding

Baby Potty Training Robot

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

Rusk Assessment Form

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

'We have to get them out more.'

Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"

"No, Billy! That's 'Amen'... not 'Logout'!"

'My grades don't look good right now, but I can fix that in Photoshop.'

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

Baby's first text.

The phone was on the blink, Mom, so I ordered a pizza on eBay!

'Thanks, Grandma! How do I password protect it?'

'Do you, Optimus_!@aol.com. take thee, Sexy69@aol.co...'

'-and don't forget your mobiles tomorrow - we shall be texting Santa!'

Modern Jester

"I have to admit, that's the first time I'd ever heard the term 'tech support' incorporated into wedding vows."

"Usually you know they're growing up when they get their first teeth. Nowadays it's when they start downloading their first apps."

GooGoo Search Engine.

Couple in front of computer. Screen reads 'Internet shopping with husband'. Husband is huffing, puffing and sighing.

And do you, funnygrl@bizone.net, take harley99@comco.com

Listen, you were only born a few minutes before us – Stop calling us your followers.

'It works better than the pacifier.'