Tech-savvy Royal Pillows

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

What am I, chopped liver?

"Decrees are old fashioned. I now rule by tweets."

'Robespierre hacked my website again!'

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

Cord cutter

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Klimt Kiss Phones

Typewriters and Laptops.

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

'Young Love'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

Spell Check

Childhood Screen Addict

Grandad Prodigy

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

The Hybrid

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

'Did you try 'Google'?'

"When shall we three meet again...?"