Tech-savvy Noble Pillows

"I can't talk now - he's right here."

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

Cord cutter

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"A virus ate my homework."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Follow me on Twitter...

Silver Surfer.

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

"I've had a busy week. I had my hip and iPhone upgraded."

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

'Did you try 'Google'?'

'You're grounded... not you, the drone.'

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.