Tech-savvy Knight Pillows

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Mozart on a computer,

Cord cutter

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Turnkey Totalitarianism

Childhood Screen Addict

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

"This sure makes my job easier."

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

"Stick with CAPS LOCK and SHIFT keys. You are not ready for CONTROL AND COMMAND!"

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

"Can you hurry up? My Uber will be here in 3 minutes."

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

"Dad should stick to technology, because his art is horrible."

Sorry, you've been replaced by an app.

"My dog deleted my excuses app."

Hydrofoil wing boat.

"On this comparison website I can get a thinner you, with more personality and a bushier mustache."

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

I'm sorry, your honor, I'm a little distracted. Would it be okay if I were to continue questioning the witness via cell phone from the hall?

"What's the big deal with posting food pics on social networks?"

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'