Tech-savvy Pirate Pillows

'I have to download a software patch for my eyePhone.'

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

'Aye Aye phone.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Mozart on a computer,

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Coffee shop

Pan Extension Chord

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

Halloween Selfie

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

Internet Shoplifting

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Astronaut Selfie.

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Scenic selfie site

'Data, data everywhere!'

Questions Online

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

Youtube ghost videos...

Young MacDonald

"Technology's taken the romance out of off-shore banking."

'Well the Sat Nav has got us here - why did we come?'

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

Hydrofoil wing boat.

"Thanks to this new app, I now know Jim there is disgruntled."