Tech-savvy Pirate T-Shirts

'I have to download a software patch for my eyePhone.'

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

'Aye Aye phone.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Mozart on a computer,

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Coffee shop

Pan Extension Chord

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

Halloween Selfie

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Tarzan mobile phone

Scenic selfie site

Internet Shoplifting

Astronaut Selfie.

'Data, data everywhere!'

"Don't forget to send selfies."

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

Youtube ghost videos...

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

Questions Online

Psychiatry. Did you get in touch with your inner child? Yeah, and now I understand all my apps!

Young MacDonald

"Technology's taken the romance out of off-shore banking."