Tech-savvy Maestro T-Shirts

Mozart on a computer,

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

"The times – They have a changed."

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

Computer Music

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

Teacher removes 'School Paper' sign and replaces it with 'School Blog' sign.

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

"Stick with CAPS LOCK and SHIFT keys. You are not ready for CONTROL AND COMMAND!"

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

Spinning Plates!

"I swear- the next one of you that beeps at me is gonna be sorry."

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

Questioning

"I have 130 disciples following me on Twitter."

'That brush - how many dpi?'

'Forget it - the nearest wi-fi hot spot is in Rangoon.'

Sorry, you've been replaced by an app.

The Violin Artist

'Romeo, Romeo, wi-fi art thou, Romeo...'

Error! Lesson Plan has no Aim!

'I need ur homework ASAP!'

Composer.