Tech-savvy Maestro Gifts

Mozart on a computer,

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

"The times – They have a changed."

Computer Music

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

Teacher removes 'School Paper' sign and replaces it with 'School Blog' sign.

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

"Stick with CAPS LOCK and SHIFT keys. You are not ready for CONTROL AND COMMAND!"

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

Spinning Plates!

"I swear- the next one of you that beeps at me is gonna be sorry."

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

'Forget it - the nearest wi-fi hot spot is in Rangoon.'

The Violin Artist

'That brush - how many dpi?'

Questioning

Error! Lesson Plan has no Aim!

'I need ur homework ASAP!'

Composer.

All-knowing mountain guru consults the internet.