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Online Dating

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Music downloads

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

Finance piracy

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

Computer literate Monk

Punishment for Software Piracy.

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

'That's my boy! An A+ in 'spell-checking'!'

Hydrofoil wing boat.

"How many times did I tell you? Don't put the outdated chargers in the drawer for broken headphones."

Pirate

GREENLAND

Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.

'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'

'Jennifer! My identity has been stolen!'

"Here's another good one, some bloke reckons we should pay for software!"

"Yer know I hates it when yer read over me shoulder!"

"I'm sure your dog can locate anything, but, I doubt lost computer files may be beyond his capabilities."

Little girl playing pirates with her dog.

Pirate digging for treasure at computer icon on island.