Techy Pirate T-Shirts

It has the capabilities of a smartphone. I call it the "iPatch"!

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Online Dating

Music downloads

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

Finance piracy

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

Computer literate Monk

Punishment for Software Piracy.

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

Hydrofoil wing boat.

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

"It's not the Royal Navy who'll be the death of us, it's the damned capital gains taxes."

'That's my boy! An A+ in 'spell-checking'!'

Google Earth For Pirates

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.

"How many times did I tell you? Don't put the outdated chargers in the drawer for broken headphones."

Pirate

No, not buried treasure ... "X" marks the spot with the best wi-fi reception.

GREENLAND

'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'

'Jennifer! My identity has been stolen!'

"Here's another good one, some bloke reckons we should pay for software!"

Little girl playing pirates with her dog.

"I'm sure your dog can locate anything, but, I doubt lost computer files may be beyond his capabilities."

Pirate digging for treasure at computer icon on island.

"Yer know I hates it when yer read over me shoulder!"