Tech-savvy Raider T-Shirts

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Pan Extension Chord

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Rap-Nav.

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Childhood Screen Addict

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

Scenic selfie site

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

Young MacDonald

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

Hydrofoil wing boat.

"Thanks to this new app, I now know Jim there is disgruntled."

"Keep your eyes peeled for a place to charge our phones, men."

Surfer on his mobile phone.

"Log into nature"

'It's the fountain of youth!'

Man hanging cameras on Moose Antlers.

"The car is smart, but he's not. Apparently, he doesn't listen to it when it says it needs gas."

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'