Tech-savvy Raver T-Shirts

Dance Enthusiasts.

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

City Marathon.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

Halloween Selfie

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Rap-Nav.

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

A man shoots at a drone.

"This sure makes my job easier."

"First gig in a while?"

Questions Online

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

'You've got yourself a deal son. I'll read you 'Babar' and you'll help me with my computer.'

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

"Dad should stick to technology, because his art is horrible."

'That brush - how many dpi?'

'Romeo, Romeo, wi-fi art thou, Romeo...'

"Today, you're going to spend less time breaking into the school back office website, redirecting air traffic, sending encrypted messages overseas...and more time working on the lesson."

Sports and new technologies

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

"It's such a lovely day, why don't you go outside and stare at your phone?"

"Technology has spoiled our kids. I ordered something off the Internet for him 20 minutes ago, and he's mad that it hasn't arrived yet."

"You don't need to tell me about the birds and the bees. I just Googled it."

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'