Tech-savvy Raider Gifts

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Pan Extension Chord

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Rap-Nav.

Childhood Screen Addict

Scenic selfie site

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

Young MacDonald

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

Hydrofoil wing boat.

"Thanks to this new app, I now know Jim there is disgruntled."

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

"Keep your eyes peeled for a place to charge our phones, men."

Surfer on his mobile phone.

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

Man hanging cameras on Moose Antlers.

Campground Wi-fi.

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."