Tech-savvy Aristocrat Pillows

"You e-mailed me my Lord"

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

Cord cutter

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Typewriters and Laptops.

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

Grandad Prodigy

The Hybrid

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

'Did you try 'Google'?'

The older I get, the more of my memory I outsource to Google.

End of world nigh!!!

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

Grandma is texting her grandchildren.

'Well, of course Granddad tweets. He also grunts, snorts and burps.'

"OMG! 12 followers already...this thing could go viral."

"Before I share the meaning of life with Dave, let's take some calls from our viewers around the world."

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

So this is what civilization has come to at the dawn of the new millennium. Impressive, huh? What are you looking at? Nothing mother! Sigh! How come you get along better with my child than I do? We trade. She shows me all the crucial elements of pop culture. And I show her ... A life without Lady Gaga is still worth living! Phizzz.

Self-driving cars help senior citizens stay mobile.

'Of course you did better when you went to school. That was before the information age.'

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

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