Tech-savvy Aristocrat T-Shirts

"You e-mailed me my Lord"

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

Cord cutter

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Typewriters and Laptops.

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

Grandad Prodigy

The Hybrid

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

'Did you try 'Google'?'

End of world nigh!!!

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

Grandma is texting her grandchildren.

'Well, of course Granddad tweets. He also grunts, snorts and burps.'

"OMG! 12 followers already...this thing could go viral."

Self-driving cars help senior citizens stay mobile.

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

'Of course you did better when you went to school. That was before the information age.'

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

The Blogger.

"Have you tried turning it on and off again?"