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Modern Jester

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

Cord cutter

'There's nothing on.'

British Prime Minister

A king and his paperwork.

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

'A candle for it? Not blummin' likely - I'm a republican!'

Medieval King

'Well, SOMEBODY leaked the frog incident to the press!'

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

Childhood Screen Addict

'Son, isn't it about time you went out and conquered a country of your own?'

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

"This is Sally Whitgart on TV -- We now switch you to Bart Fribledale on the Internet...."

Royal wedding cake, complete with paparazzi figures

'If you ask me, all his tough talk on national issues is seriously undermined by the fuzzy pajamas.'

Anarchy/Monarchy.

Royal watches 'Prisoner cell block HRH' on T.V.

The Governor-General settles in.

'Darling, you look like a .... princess!'