Tech-savvy Ruler Pillows

'The King is in his counting house.'

Cord cutter

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"A virus ate my homework."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Childhood Screen Addict

Go on! Pick a card.

'I want you to text message 100 times, 'I will not text message in class.''

"Larry, can you take over the meeting for a minute? My doctor is insisting I take a few deep breaths."

"Now remember this formula, it's going to be on the test."

The Blogger.

Internet Search- Find God

'Nope...1443 bloggers have already panned it.'

"Ok, if we could just synchronise chairs..."

Spell Checker

"Actually no mum, I haven't made lots of new friends."

'My teacher has said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

Modern Jester

Zeus recharges lightening bolts.

'I'll need your username and password...'

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."