Tech-savvy Politician Pillows

"I found an app that automatically increases the debt ceiling."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Cord cutter

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

Jury Selection Today. Have any of you been friended by the defendant on Facebook?

'...In an attempt to speed up our backlog of cases we've computerized the scales of justice.'

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'

'Technology is wonderful. It makes your people so much easier to use.'

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

Nycole Turmel: I can call Jack anytime for advice!

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

"We're running late. Skip the brief, just give me the tweet."

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

Symbiosis in the age of social media.

"Larry, can you take over the meeting for a minute? My doctor is insisting I take a few deep breaths."

The Blogger.

'Nope...1443 bloggers have already panned it.'

"Ok, if we could just synchronise chairs..."

"Uh-oh. Get ready for another tribulation. God's raging on social media again."

Computer Aided Divorce.

'If you want to keep up with technology, Senator, you need a reelection platform in 140 characters or less.'

"We've implemented AI, now if we can develop artificial concern for our customers, we'll have it made."

Church window shaped computer monitor.,

"Give me your KickStarter URL again. I'll just PayPal my money."

'New Charismatic'

"What this law firm needs is an app that can tweak the law in our favor."

"Ten commandments? -- Can you do that in 140 characters or less?"

"My ringtone is the sound of one hand clapping."