Tech-savvy Dissenter Pillows

Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells sends a text.

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

"A virus ate my homework."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

Rumours Online

'...In an attempt to speed up our backlog of cases we've computerized the scales of justice.'

The Thinker (with a laptop).

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

"Buy my data $20"

Websiteless -- please help.

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

A man in therapy session is communicating with his therapist through laptop . .

You're Employment has been terminated -Smiley face lol

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."