Tech-savvy Dissenter Gifts

Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells sends a text.

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

"A virus ate my homework."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

Jury Selection Today. Have any of you been friended by the defendant on Facebook?

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

Rumours Online

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

'...In an attempt to speed up our backlog of cases we've computerized the scales of justice.'

The Thinker (with a laptop).

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

"Buy my data $20"

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

Websiteless -- please help.

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

A man in therapy session is communicating with his therapist through laptop . .

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."